Using Blog Moneymaking Wonder-Force Power Like Your Life Depended on It
If you think you've learned all there is to know about making your blog make money, you're sadly mistaken. There is a whole other realm of money making power that most people have yet to tap into, which if they did, it would propel them into higher levels of consciousness, larger multiple streams of revenue, and insane amounts of hot chicks and studly guys.
This altered realm of consciousness will reveal certain money making secrets that are widely considered absolute mysteries to the average internet marketer, but yet second nature to those who possess the ability to tap into it. I alluded to it a while back in my post about making money online with the law of attraction, but honestly, I didn't even scratch the surface. This power...nay, this FORCE, is known as Blog Moneymaking Wonder-Force Power.
This is a powerful combination of traffic exchange, self-publishing, website flipping, social media marketing, blog monetization, and paid surveys, along with a healthy dose of wealth psychology and the power of Chi to boot. What normally happens is that you relax yourself in the lotus position, assume a calm, meditative posture, and slowly descend and yet ascend into a higher level of super-realistic consciousness where you come to realize that you can only become one with the everything if you completely embrace the nothingness that is actually something.
Once this happens, you are now truly ready to sit down at your computer and blog yourself into online money making insanity as I mentioned in my last post.
How do you ever arrive at such a level? It takes patience, my friend. There is no free lunch. But there will be, however, free money that will absolutely bowl you over with typhoon-like force and torrenting your Paypal account with monstrous profits if you simply follow these simple ways to make money online. Here's to your Blog Moneymaking Wonder-Force Power success!!!
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Monday, May 12, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Make Big Money Online with NO Common Sense!
Can it be possible for you to make big money online without even having a decent amount of common sense? I'm here to tell you, not only will being an idiot not be a hindrance to making money online, it will actually HELP you! Remember my post about the half-insane idiot who made billions with Google AdWords? Well, I've got that guy beat by a mile...I actually make tons of money on the internet without even using a shred of common sense!
I know that it's natural to be skeptical when anyone makes such claims as these, so I thought it would be helpful for me to show you my past 5 days of deposits:
Monday: $34,568.09
Tuesday: $21,777.41
Wednesday: $124,878.88
Thursday: $123,456.78
Friday: $98,765.43
"But Phil", you say, "How do I know that you really deposited that money? What if you just pulled some figures out of the air?" Hey idiot...WAKE UP!!! If you even need all this "proof" of my online income, you're using too much common sense! How many times do I have to tell you? You're not ready for the greater levels of multiple revenue streams online unless you know how to interpret things at face value. Real money makers don't think; they simply decide and act with the least amount of information possible. All that "research" and "due diligence" just clogs your mind from making that all-important cash-generating snap decision. Remember, the more you think, the less you act. So take a lesson from a true online income earner--don't question; just jump in and put my money making secrets to work, and you'll see the cash start rolling in like a Tasmanian tsunami on crystal meth!!!
I know that it's natural to be skeptical when anyone makes such claims as these, so I thought it would be helpful for me to show you my past 5 days of deposits:
Monday: $34,568.09
Tuesday: $21,777.41
Wednesday: $124,878.88
Thursday: $123,456.78
Friday: $98,765.43
"But Phil", you say, "How do I know that you really deposited that money? What if you just pulled some figures out of the air?" Hey idiot...WAKE UP!!! If you even need all this "proof" of my online income, you're using too much common sense! How many times do I have to tell you? You're not ready for the greater levels of multiple revenue streams online unless you know how to interpret things at face value. Real money makers don't think; they simply decide and act with the least amount of information possible. All that "research" and "due diligence" just clogs your mind from making that all-important cash-generating snap decision. Remember, the more you think, the less you act. So take a lesson from a true online income earner--don't question; just jump in and put my money making secrets to work, and you'll see the cash start rolling in like a Tasmanian tsunami on crystal meth!!!
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
How Does a Blog Make Money Online?
How Does a Blog Make Money? The Answer -- No Guts, No Glory
There are a lot of people in the "make money online blogging" world that don't have the slightest clue about how to make a blog make money. As a matter of fact, they wouldn't know a money making blog if it hopped up to them on a pogo stick and slapped them in the left eye with a wet fish. In a previous post I've already given you 5 reasons why your blog sucks and won't make any money and how mine will earn easy money online--it's really simpler than you think.
Of course, since I'm rolling with only the most elite internet marketers in the blogosphere, I share the same testimonial (sworn, mind you) of simply stumbling upon the money making secrets that have turned me into a multi-millionaire, really without even trying. At one point, I pulled in $35,678.65 in three hours from my Paypal account and I don't think I was even breathing. I was going for the Guinness World Record on how long I could hold my breath, and sure enough, while I was setting a new world record (yet another income stream there), my Paypal account balance had jumped over 30 grand in just 3 hours. Now why, you ask, was I trying to break a breath-holding world record? Simple, my friend...when you have so much money that you simply don't know what to do with your time, and everything is boring to you, you have nothing left to do but set world records in obscure categories.
All of this is leading me to this point: If you really want to make big cash online, you have to be bold enough and brave enough to do whatever it takes to get the job done. I already told you about the power of using guerrilla money making tactics to earn money online. While I'm thinking about it, if you want a quick primer on everything you need to know to create multiple revenue streams online, simply browse through the archives of this site and feast upon the savory hunks of money making wisdom that spatter from my spittle. If you do this, you will not only gain priceless knowledge, but it will also help me to not have to disguise the extremely obvious deep linking I'm doing with this post.
It doesn't matter what method you choose to make cash online--it can be through an ebook marketing plan (boy are THOSE lucrative), free paid surveys, electronic publishing, squid doo-doo peddling, various internet marketing services, or simply long tail keyword stuffing such as what I'm doing right now. The common denominator to all of this is the fact that if you don't summon the courage to make big money online, you're going to fail.
So how do you get this courage? I recommend you do one thing and one thing only: Make a list of 20 things you need to do to summon this courage, and then go out and DO 'EM!!! Go get 'em! Don't hand me any excuses, just do it!
If you feel like my instructions are vague, ambiguous, and mostly useless, you have just entered the realm of the ultimate internet marketing gurus. That's all you have to do to continue to reap massive online profits in whatever home based business you choose! Simply create an ebook that gives out instructions that almost NO ONE can follow, promise the whole world but then deliver a cupcake, and then set it all up through Clickbank to really make it happen. Once you do this, you will truly know the satisfaction of seeing your blog make money online!
There are a lot of people in the "make money online blogging" world that don't have the slightest clue about how to make a blog make money. As a matter of fact, they wouldn't know a money making blog if it hopped up to them on a pogo stick and slapped them in the left eye with a wet fish. In a previous post I've already given you 5 reasons why your blog sucks and won't make any money and how mine will earn easy money online--it's really simpler than you think.
Of course, since I'm rolling with only the most elite internet marketers in the blogosphere, I share the same testimonial (sworn, mind you) of simply stumbling upon the money making secrets that have turned me into a multi-millionaire, really without even trying. At one point, I pulled in $35,678.65 in three hours from my Paypal account and I don't think I was even breathing. I was going for the Guinness World Record on how long I could hold my breath, and sure enough, while I was setting a new world record (yet another income stream there), my Paypal account balance had jumped over 30 grand in just 3 hours. Now why, you ask, was I trying to break a breath-holding world record? Simple, my friend...when you have so much money that you simply don't know what to do with your time, and everything is boring to you, you have nothing left to do but set world records in obscure categories.
All of this is leading me to this point: If you really want to make big cash online, you have to be bold enough and brave enough to do whatever it takes to get the job done. I already told you about the power of using guerrilla money making tactics to earn money online. While I'm thinking about it, if you want a quick primer on everything you need to know to create multiple revenue streams online, simply browse through the archives of this site and feast upon the savory hunks of money making wisdom that spatter from my spittle. If you do this, you will not only gain priceless knowledge, but it will also help me to not have to disguise the extremely obvious deep linking I'm doing with this post.
It doesn't matter what method you choose to make cash online--it can be through an ebook marketing plan (boy are THOSE lucrative), free paid surveys, electronic publishing, squid doo-doo peddling, various internet marketing services, or simply long tail keyword stuffing such as what I'm doing right now. The common denominator to all of this is the fact that if you don't summon the courage to make big money online, you're going to fail.
So how do you get this courage? I recommend you do one thing and one thing only: Make a list of 20 things you need to do to summon this courage, and then go out and DO 'EM!!! Go get 'em! Don't hand me any excuses, just do it!
If you feel like my instructions are vague, ambiguous, and mostly useless, you have just entered the realm of the ultimate internet marketing gurus. That's all you have to do to continue to reap massive online profits in whatever home based business you choose! Simply create an ebook that gives out instructions that almost NO ONE can follow, promise the whole world but then deliver a cupcake, and then set it all up through Clickbank to really make it happen. Once you do this, you will truly know the satisfaction of seeing your blog make money online!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
How to Make Money Online by Getting 150,000 RSS Subscribers
Making Money Online by Getting Astronomical Amounts of RSS Subscribers
In the Web 2.0 world of blogging to make money online, RSS subscribers seem to be the Holy Grail of measurements as to whether or not you have achieved online success. This being the case, you can see by my Feedburner count on the sidebar that I have already attained a ridiculously extreme amount of success in making money on the Web. "How can I be sure that you didn't tweak those numbers, Phil?" The answer is real simple: Remember...it has to be real if it's on the Internet!
So how did I go about collecting these 4,563,423,677.33333 feed readers? The answer is not as complex as you would like to think. As a matter of fact, this post is only going to deal with obtaining 150,000 subscribers, a mere fraction of the amount of readers I have obtained. I'm cutting you a MASSIVE break as far as the numbers are concerned; if you can't do this, you really should give up trying to make money online...you obviously don't have what it takes.
Before I delve into the master secret to explosive RSS success, let me emphasize that this is one of the most revered cash cows in the internet marketing world, and for good reason. Can taking online surveys make money like this? Seriously doubt it. Can you go the MMORPG route and make more money with Runescape than you can with this? Quite possibly, if you're a supernaturally hyper freak who doesn't sleep, eat, or go to the bathroom, and all you do is stay on the internet 24/7, then you may one day outrun the runaway profits that I am generating through my passive-income-generating list of RSS subscribers. These are confident claims, I know, but I have the proof to back it up. And if you follow my step-by-step instructions on how to do it yourself, you will experience the same earthquake-induced tsunami of online profits that I enjoy every day!
So let's get to it...
Play-by-Play Instructions on How to Knock an Automatic-Profit-Generating Home Run and Create a Touchdown of Cash-Generating RSS Subscribers That Will Give You a Slam Dunk of Stanley-Cup-Winning Residual Income!
Step 1: Sign up for 50,000 different Google accounts, using a different email address with each one.
Step 2: Sign up for 50,000 different Yahoo accounts, using a different email address with each one.
Step 3: Sign up for 50,000 different MSN accounts, using a different email address with each one.
What's this? I hear you whining about how much "work" this is? Do you want to make money on the Web or what? If you're a gutless wimp, then let's just stop here, but if you have a dream, and you want to see your dreams of making massive money online come true, then you're going to have to do exactly what I'm teaching you, no shortcuts. Losers whine. Winners get 150,000 email accounts.
Step 4: Subscribe to your blog in the feed reader of every single account. Every single one!!! Again, do you want to make serious money on the internet, or do you just want to talk the talk?
Step 5: Congratulations! You now have 150,000 RSS subscribers. According to the Web 2.0 gurus that dominate the "blogging to make money online" scene, the common valuation of each RSS subscriber is about $30.00, so my friend, you have just created a blog that's worth at least 4.5 MILLION dollars!!!
Now, this next step is for the true internet marketing ninjas only. Proceed with caution...
Step 6: Find someone who is brand new to the make money online blogging niche and flip the blog to them for 8 MILLION DOLLARS. It should be easy to get this done if you post the sale on Sitepoint.com.
That's all there really is to it...so what are you waiting for? Get off your butt, dust yourself off, and go really make money online with the big dogs!!!
In the Web 2.0 world of blogging to make money online, RSS subscribers seem to be the Holy Grail of measurements as to whether or not you have achieved online success. This being the case, you can see by my Feedburner count on the sidebar that I have already attained a ridiculously extreme amount of success in making money on the Web. "How can I be sure that you didn't tweak those numbers, Phil?" The answer is real simple: Remember...it has to be real if it's on the Internet!
So how did I go about collecting these 4,563,423,677.33333 feed readers? The answer is not as complex as you would like to think. As a matter of fact, this post is only going to deal with obtaining 150,000 subscribers, a mere fraction of the amount of readers I have obtained. I'm cutting you a MASSIVE break as far as the numbers are concerned; if you can't do this, you really should give up trying to make money online...you obviously don't have what it takes.
Before I delve into the master secret to explosive RSS success, let me emphasize that this is one of the most revered cash cows in the internet marketing world, and for good reason. Can taking online surveys make money like this? Seriously doubt it. Can you go the MMORPG route and make more money with Runescape than you can with this? Quite possibly, if you're a supernaturally hyper freak who doesn't sleep, eat, or go to the bathroom, and all you do is stay on the internet 24/7, then you may one day outrun the runaway profits that I am generating through my passive-income-generating list of RSS subscribers. These are confident claims, I know, but I have the proof to back it up. And if you follow my step-by-step instructions on how to do it yourself, you will experience the same earthquake-induced tsunami of online profits that I enjoy every day!
So let's get to it...
Play-by-Play Instructions on How to Knock an Automatic-Profit-Generating Home Run and Create a Touchdown of Cash-Generating RSS Subscribers That Will Give You a Slam Dunk of Stanley-Cup-Winning Residual Income!
Step 1: Sign up for 50,000 different Google accounts, using a different email address with each one.
Step 2: Sign up for 50,000 different Yahoo accounts, using a different email address with each one.
Step 3: Sign up for 50,000 different MSN accounts, using a different email address with each one.
What's this? I hear you whining about how much "work" this is? Do you want to make money on the Web or what? If you're a gutless wimp, then let's just stop here, but if you have a dream, and you want to see your dreams of making massive money online come true, then you're going to have to do exactly what I'm teaching you, no shortcuts. Losers whine. Winners get 150,000 email accounts.
Step 4: Subscribe to your blog in the feed reader of every single account. Every single one!!! Again, do you want to make serious money on the internet, or do you just want to talk the talk?
Step 5: Congratulations! You now have 150,000 RSS subscribers. According to the Web 2.0 gurus that dominate the "blogging to make money online" scene, the common valuation of each RSS subscriber is about $30.00, so my friend, you have just created a blog that's worth at least 4.5 MILLION dollars!!!
Now, this next step is for the true internet marketing ninjas only. Proceed with caution...
Step 6: Find someone who is brand new to the make money online blogging niche and flip the blog to them for 8 MILLION DOLLARS. It should be easy to get this done if you post the sale on Sitepoint.com.
That's all there really is to it...so what are you waiting for? Get off your butt, dust yourself off, and go really make money online with the big dogs!!!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Make Money Online -- Even on Earth Day!
Make Environmentally Friendly Money Online on Earth Day
For those who are not in the know about making money online while "going green", I thought I would write this post to enlighten you.
Nowadays it is a financially and socially viable trend to "go green" while carrying on your regular internet marketing business. Dude, if you don't know how to pull down killer online profits while keeping peace with Mother Nature, you're freakin' clueless.
The first step to making this happen is to realize that money itself is green. This should thrill you to no end, because the next conclusion you can draw is this: The more you make money online, the more you go green! Think about it: You are actually helping the environment by raking in insanely killer profits using my money making secrets as discussed in previous posts.
Now I don't personally know if the paper that money is printed on is recyclable, but to a certain degree that has to be true. Think about it: If you buy an ebook from me, purchase one of my affiliate products, or Paypal me a ton of cash for my latest internet marketing strategies, you have just given me money that I can now use to go buy something else! How much more environmentally responsible can you get??!!??
I don't see how this can't be a win-win-win for everyone. You win because you just purchased some life-altering money making secrets that are sure to make you thousands of dollars in mere nanoseconds with absolutely NO WORK involved...I win because I receive tons of money from you and many others...and finally, Mother Nature wins because we're circulating more environmentally-friendly money into the ecosystem!
So what are you waiting for??? Buy all of my affiliate products, and help save the Earth by making money online!
For those who are not in the know about making money online while "going green", I thought I would write this post to enlighten you.
Nowadays it is a financially and socially viable trend to "go green" while carrying on your regular internet marketing business. Dude, if you don't know how to pull down killer online profits while keeping peace with Mother Nature, you're freakin' clueless.
The first step to making this happen is to realize that money itself is green. This should thrill you to no end, because the next conclusion you can draw is this: The more you make money online, the more you go green! Think about it: You are actually helping the environment by raking in insanely killer profits using my money making secrets as discussed in previous posts.
Now I don't personally know if the paper that money is printed on is recyclable, but to a certain degree that has to be true. Think about it: If you buy an ebook from me, purchase one of my affiliate products, or Paypal me a ton of cash for my latest internet marketing strategies, you have just given me money that I can now use to go buy something else! How much more environmentally responsible can you get??!!??
I don't see how this can't be a win-win-win for everyone. You win because you just purchased some life-altering money making secrets that are sure to make you thousands of dollars in mere nanoseconds with absolutely NO WORK involved...I win because I receive tons of money from you and many others...and finally, Mother Nature wins because we're circulating more environmentally-friendly money into the ecosystem!
So what are you waiting for??? Buy all of my affiliate products, and help save the Earth by making money online!
Monday, April 14, 2008
Make Money Online with Squidoo and Squid Doo-Doo!
Make Disturbing Amounts of Money Online with Squidoo and Squid Doo-Doo!
Versatility is an important component of making money online. You have to be ready to flow with the times, and when the winds of change start blowing, you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone.
It's tough to navigate the murky waters of the online money making world. What monetization models should you choose? Should you try pay-per-click or pay-per-lead marketing? Should you become an expert in search engine optimization or should you just do an all-out onslaught of traffic-attacking techniques such as AdWords and affiliate marketing? All of these models have their strong points and weak points, and they all have their pros and cons. What's an internet marketer to do?
For the thinking entrepreneur, you don't want to get into any programs or techniques that cost a lot of money up-front. The ideal scenario is to go with something that can produce multiple streams of income with no out-of-pocket cost. There is such an ideal opportunity available in a website known as Squidoo. Squidoo is a website founded by famed marketer and blogger Seth Godin. The basic premise of the website is that users are allowed to create one-page portals known as "lenses" about whatever topic they choose. Squidoo posts Google AdSense ads on the lenses, and then when visitors click on the ads, Squidoo splits the revenue 50/50 with the lens makers (also known as "lensmasters").
This is HUGE. This is BIG. This is freakin' GARGANTUAN. What you don't realize is that there are NO LIMITS to the amount of lenses you can make. Just think...if you only made 2 cents off every lens you made per month, you would only need to make 50 million lenses to clear $1 million dollars a month!!!
Now imagine what you could do with a passive income of one million dollars a month. You could finally take that vacation you've been dreaming about. You can buy 3 Bentleys a month. You could finally tell that obnoxious boss of yours that he can stick it where the sun don't shine--you're making big money online now, and he can take this job and shove it! Fire your boss! Be your own boss! Hire yourself! Downsize your boss! Awaken the giant within! Seize the day! Keep off the grass!!!!!
So what are you waiting on? Let's get to lensmaking!!!
But wait--there's another method of generating multiple revenue streams that's even more exclusive and more secretive than making money with Squidoo lenses. It's only known by the upper echelon of internet marketers, and it deals in the more exotic circles of making money online. It's a dirty business, but it pays huge profits. It's more than just some sideline business that will help you to earn extra income; this thing will give you the money that's only enjoyed by the privileged few at the top of the economic food chain.
What am I referring to?
I'm talking about making money online selling squid doo-doo.
This is not to be mistaken for making money online with Squidoo. This is selling the actual defacation of a squid. This is high-dollar stuff. "Squid crapping", as it's known, is fast becoming one of the hottest and most viable business models ever to hit the internet marketing scene. Using a niche-store-generating software complete with a live data feed, merchant account and shopping cart module, you can market bags of squid doo-doo in various sizes and weights, as a gag gift, or as a form of specialized fertilizer, or even as an accessory in various art installations that are much too highbrow for the average art gallery patron.
"Can I really make money online with squid doo-doo?", you ask. Does a bear crap in the woods? Does a squid crap in the water? The answer, my friend, is in the question.
You will have to concentrate on finding good wholesale suppliers of squid crap, and this is the most time-consuming part. You will more than likely need to go overseas to get a respectable supplier with a decent profit margin. But, once you do, it's a veritable cash cow for the discerning entrepreneur. I will eventually provide a list of wholesale squid doo-doo suppliers in an ebook that I'm putting together--once it's done I'll market it through an affiliate program for $197.00 each. So stay tuned for the latest updates on this project.
Hopefully I have opened your eyes to the plethora of online profits that await you both with Squidoo and, ironically, squid doo-doo. Now go forth and make money online as only a squid fan can!!!
Versatility is an important component of making money online. You have to be ready to flow with the times, and when the winds of change start blowing, you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone.
It's tough to navigate the murky waters of the online money making world. What monetization models should you choose? Should you try pay-per-click or pay-per-lead marketing? Should you become an expert in search engine optimization or should you just do an all-out onslaught of traffic-attacking techniques such as AdWords and affiliate marketing? All of these models have their strong points and weak points, and they all have their pros and cons. What's an internet marketer to do?
For the thinking entrepreneur, you don't want to get into any programs or techniques that cost a lot of money up-front. The ideal scenario is to go with something that can produce multiple streams of income with no out-of-pocket cost. There is such an ideal opportunity available in a website known as Squidoo. Squidoo is a website founded by famed marketer and blogger Seth Godin. The basic premise of the website is that users are allowed to create one-page portals known as "lenses" about whatever topic they choose. Squidoo posts Google AdSense ads on the lenses, and then when visitors click on the ads, Squidoo splits the revenue 50/50 with the lens makers (also known as "lensmasters").
This is HUGE. This is BIG. This is freakin' GARGANTUAN. What you don't realize is that there are NO LIMITS to the amount of lenses you can make. Just think...if you only made 2 cents off every lens you made per month, you would only need to make 50 million lenses to clear $1 million dollars a month!!!
Now imagine what you could do with a passive income of one million dollars a month. You could finally take that vacation you've been dreaming about. You can buy 3 Bentleys a month. You could finally tell that obnoxious boss of yours that he can stick it where the sun don't shine--you're making big money online now, and he can take this job and shove it! Fire your boss! Be your own boss! Hire yourself! Downsize your boss! Awaken the giant within! Seize the day! Keep off the grass!!!!!
So what are you waiting on? Let's get to lensmaking!!!
But wait--there's another method of generating multiple revenue streams that's even more exclusive and more secretive than making money with Squidoo lenses. It's only known by the upper echelon of internet marketers, and it deals in the more exotic circles of making money online. It's a dirty business, but it pays huge profits. It's more than just some sideline business that will help you to earn extra income; this thing will give you the money that's only enjoyed by the privileged few at the top of the economic food chain.
What am I referring to?
I'm talking about making money online selling squid doo-doo.
This is not to be mistaken for making money online with Squidoo. This is selling the actual defacation of a squid. This is high-dollar stuff. "Squid crapping", as it's known, is fast becoming one of the hottest and most viable business models ever to hit the internet marketing scene. Using a niche-store-generating software complete with a live data feed, merchant account and shopping cart module, you can market bags of squid doo-doo in various sizes and weights, as a gag gift, or as a form of specialized fertilizer, or even as an accessory in various art installations that are much too highbrow for the average art gallery patron.
"Can I really make money online with squid doo-doo?", you ask. Does a bear crap in the woods? Does a squid crap in the water? The answer, my friend, is in the question.
You will have to concentrate on finding good wholesale suppliers of squid crap, and this is the most time-consuming part. You will more than likely need to go overseas to get a respectable supplier with a decent profit margin. But, once you do, it's a veritable cash cow for the discerning entrepreneur. I will eventually provide a list of wholesale squid doo-doo suppliers in an ebook that I'm putting together--once it's done I'll market it through an affiliate program for $197.00 each. So stay tuned for the latest updates on this project.
Hopefully I have opened your eyes to the plethora of online profits that await you both with Squidoo and, ironically, squid doo-doo. Now go forth and make money online as only a squid fan can!!!
Friday, April 11, 2008
Make Money Online with a 3-Month Old Baby
So you thought Carl Ocab was awesome just because he knows how to make money online as a 13-year-old kid? Well, I've got a news flash for you, Walter Kronkite. In the world of us underground internet marketers who are really "in the know", Carl is a dinosaur.
This post will answer the age-old question "Can kids make money?" Well, here's your answer: Not only kids, but toddlers, and yes...even infants.
One small example: You remember the story in the Bible (Matthew 2:11) where the wise men brought Jesus all kinds of gold, frankincense and myrrh? He was only TWO YEARS OLD when this was happening, folks. He was making money as a toddler!
Now I know you say "Well, that was Jesus, the Son of God; of course He's going to make money." Well, it's not just limited to that. Think of how many kids are born into multi-million-dollar fortunes, or even billion-dollar fortunes! They're making money right off the bat! So please, no more excuses!
But I know what you're thinking..."What about making money on the internet?" You see, my friend...that's where the true stealth bomb secret of infantile cash inundation resides. I know of a 3-month-old baby that's kicking tail with pay-per-click marketing. He's making money with affilate programs such as Babies-R-Us and Pacifier Depot. Rumor has it he's pulling down $15,000 a month after AdWords expenses. Hey, don't hate, just congratulate.
This post should forever settle the fact that kids can make money online too. Don't let any of these fancy teenage Web 2.0 bloggers fool you...there's big bucks with the Barney crowd too!
This post will answer the age-old question "Can kids make money?" Well, here's your answer: Not only kids, but toddlers, and yes...even infants.
One small example: You remember the story in the Bible (Matthew 2:11) where the wise men brought Jesus all kinds of gold, frankincense and myrrh? He was only TWO YEARS OLD when this was happening, folks. He was making money as a toddler!
Now I know you say "Well, that was Jesus, the Son of God; of course He's going to make money." Well, it's not just limited to that. Think of how many kids are born into multi-million-dollar fortunes, or even billion-dollar fortunes! They're making money right off the bat! So please, no more excuses!
But I know what you're thinking..."What about making money on the internet?" You see, my friend...that's where the true stealth bomb secret of infantile cash inundation resides. I know of a 3-month-old baby that's kicking tail with pay-per-click marketing. He's making money with affilate programs such as Babies-R-Us and Pacifier Depot. Rumor has it he's pulling down $15,000 a month after AdWords expenses. Hey, don't hate, just congratulate.
This post should forever settle the fact that kids can make money online too. Don't let any of these fancy teenage Web 2.0 bloggers fool you...there's big bucks with the Barney crowd too!
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Make Money Online with Web 2.0, Web 3.0, Web 4.5, and Web 347.2
Make Money Online Using Web 2.0 and WAYYY More...
Unless you've been hiding under a rock for the past two years, you should know that the hottest way to make money online is with all of the new Web 2.0 technologies, such as social media marketing. If you can't Stumble Upon a way to Digg through what you've Reddit, then you'll Furl on some serious Del.icio.us Technorati-cal ways to Sphinn your Propeller.
Although I have done previous posts on some classical methods like using eBay to make money, there are tons of opportunities to make money online with some of the newer technologies that are available, a la Web 2.0. That's right, if you ain't hip to the newest Wordpress themes and plugins that are available, you don't know squat about making money on the internet. As a matter of fact, I almost feel like a pathetic doofus for using a Blogspot blog because they're so passe. I am obviously not cool enough yet to rake in the dough with the big dogs, so I'll just wallow in my Web 0.5 sorrow.
Sometimes when I think about the way that Web 2.0 has revolutionized internet marketing, I get a little peeved because I feel like I just can't catch up with all the new blogging resources that are available. So, instead of trying to follow the path that the Web 2.0'ers have made, I'm blazing my own trail--that's right, I'm kicking it up a notch like Emeril.
Make Money Online with Web 3.0--Screw Web 2.0!!!
One of the first monetization models I'll be rolling out is...yes, none other than Web 3.0. Just as Web 2.0 is all about social bookmarking, Web 3.0 is about social book-binding. The way it works is simple: You can become a bookbinding vendor for all of your friends' writing projects! Many of us know people who are trying to earn extra income through writing books, but they lack the technical expertise to get the job done. But that's where you come in. You'll take whatever writing project they have, get it paginated and saddle-stitched in two shakes of a lamb's tail, and the next thing you know, you're creating yet another stream of income for yourself!
Make Money Online with Web 4.5--Another Step Forward
Just like Web 3.0 is a model that blows the doors off of Web 2.0, I have actually unearthed a money making method known as Web 4.5--get ready now, because here's where the true internet marketing ninjas get their kicks.
For this reason, I can only reveal a very minute detail about Web 4.5, and it's simply this: Web 4.5 is such an improvement on Web 2.0, that it's actually DOUBLE of what Web 2.0 is, plus an extra 0.5 on top of it! This guarantees you to have double the online profits you would normally have. And in the case of internet marketing gurus like myself, that equals to about half of America's total Gross National Product.
But I haven't even enlightened you to one of the true money making strategies that have propelled me to online revenue generation greatness. It's the ultimate tool in my arsenal...and I call it:
Web 347.2!!!
Making money online with Web 347.2 is reserved for the most elite internet marketers only. You may find hints of it in various ebooks being sold on eBay, or in the latest affiliate program. Social media marketing can't even touch what these money making techniques can to. They are as unstable as plutonium, yet subtle as the wind. Put these strategies into the wrong hands, and you've got yourself a nuclear fallout. This is why I cannot disclose these money making secrets on this post. Just suffice it to say...they're bad to the bone. The world is simply not ready yet.
So, for the general safety and welfare of the public, I will stick to the strategies that employ Web 4.5 and below to make money online. Maybe one day society will have advanced enough for me to reveal them, but until them, I will continue to rake in the online profits behind the curtain.
Unless you've been hiding under a rock for the past two years, you should know that the hottest way to make money online is with all of the new Web 2.0 technologies, such as social media marketing. If you can't Stumble Upon a way to Digg through what you've Reddit, then you'll Furl on some serious Del.icio.us Technorati-cal ways to Sphinn your Propeller.
Although I have done previous posts on some classical methods like using eBay to make money, there are tons of opportunities to make money online with some of the newer technologies that are available, a la Web 2.0. That's right, if you ain't hip to the newest Wordpress themes and plugins that are available, you don't know squat about making money on the internet. As a matter of fact, I almost feel like a pathetic doofus for using a Blogspot blog because they're so passe. I am obviously not cool enough yet to rake in the dough with the big dogs, so I'll just wallow in my Web 0.5 sorrow.
Sometimes when I think about the way that Web 2.0 has revolutionized internet marketing, I get a little peeved because I feel like I just can't catch up with all the new blogging resources that are available. So, instead of trying to follow the path that the Web 2.0'ers have made, I'm blazing my own trail--that's right, I'm kicking it up a notch like Emeril.
Make Money Online with Web 3.0--Screw Web 2.0!!!
One of the first monetization models I'll be rolling out is...yes, none other than Web 3.0. Just as Web 2.0 is all about social bookmarking, Web 3.0 is about social book-binding. The way it works is simple: You can become a bookbinding vendor for all of your friends' writing projects! Many of us know people who are trying to earn extra income through writing books, but they lack the technical expertise to get the job done. But that's where you come in. You'll take whatever writing project they have, get it paginated and saddle-stitched in two shakes of a lamb's tail, and the next thing you know, you're creating yet another stream of income for yourself!
Make Money Online with Web 4.5--Another Step Forward
Just like Web 3.0 is a model that blows the doors off of Web 2.0, I have actually unearthed a money making method known as Web 4.5--get ready now, because here's where the true internet marketing ninjas get their kicks.
For this reason, I can only reveal a very minute detail about Web 4.5, and it's simply this: Web 4.5 is such an improvement on Web 2.0, that it's actually DOUBLE of what Web 2.0 is, plus an extra 0.5 on top of it! This guarantees you to have double the online profits you would normally have. And in the case of internet marketing gurus like myself, that equals to about half of America's total Gross National Product.
But I haven't even enlightened you to one of the true money making strategies that have propelled me to online revenue generation greatness. It's the ultimate tool in my arsenal...and I call it:
Web 347.2!!!
Making money online with Web 347.2 is reserved for the most elite internet marketers only. You may find hints of it in various ebooks being sold on eBay, or in the latest affiliate program. Social media marketing can't even touch what these money making techniques can to. They are as unstable as plutonium, yet subtle as the wind. Put these strategies into the wrong hands, and you've got yourself a nuclear fallout. This is why I cannot disclose these money making secrets on this post. Just suffice it to say...they're bad to the bone. The world is simply not ready yet.
So, for the general safety and welfare of the public, I will stick to the strategies that employ Web 4.5 and below to make money online. Maybe one day society will have advanced enough for me to reveal them, but until them, I will continue to rake in the online profits behind the curtain.
Friday, February 22, 2008
You Have Just Entered Moneytown - - Population: Me
There's an old saying that says if you want to be successful at something (especially making money online), find someone who is already successful at it and simply copy what they did, and you should get the same results.
That works in most cases...but when you're a money making genius such as myself, it's almost impossible to duplicate exactly what I do; there's simply too many mental gymnastics involved for the average lay-person to keep up.
So, I have tried to simplify the ultra-complex processes and procedures that I employ and boil my thousands of money-making ideas down to a very straightforward formula that anyone can use to create thousands, if not MILLIONS, of dollars in mere seconds online. I call this method the Cash-Accelerating Systematic Hyper-Cash Overdrive Wondermoneymaker, or C.A.S.H. C.O.W. for short. I have outlined it below in my three-step process:
Step 1: Go to Genealogy.com and change your ancestry. Choose from among the Vanderbilts, Rothschilds, or Rockefellers.
Step 2: As soon as Step 1 has been completed, you're already seriously in the money. As a matter of fact, I'm going to stop right there. That's really all you need; a basic internet connection and a complete change of your family lineage. Nothing could be simpler.
Just think; this is only one example of my power-packed plethora of profit-pulling principles...feel free to look at the archives from 2007 as well as January of this year for more examples of the super-genius money making techniques that I have perfected. Also, keep tuning in for more money making methodologies in future posts--if you're not a multi-billionaire internet marketing mogul such as myself, you literally can't afford to miss it.
That works in most cases...but when you're a money making genius such as myself, it's almost impossible to duplicate exactly what I do; there's simply too many mental gymnastics involved for the average lay-person to keep up.
So, I have tried to simplify the ultra-complex processes and procedures that I employ and boil my thousands of money-making ideas down to a very straightforward formula that anyone can use to create thousands, if not MILLIONS, of dollars in mere seconds online. I call this method the Cash-Accelerating Systematic Hyper-Cash Overdrive Wondermoneymaker, or C.A.S.H. C.O.W. for short. I have outlined it below in my three-step process:
Step 1: Go to Genealogy.com and change your ancestry. Choose from among the Vanderbilts, Rothschilds, or Rockefellers.
Step 2: As soon as Step 1 has been completed, you're already seriously in the money. As a matter of fact, I'm going to stop right there. That's really all you need; a basic internet connection and a complete change of your family lineage. Nothing could be simpler.
Just think; this is only one example of my power-packed plethora of profit-pulling principles...feel free to look at the archives from 2007 as well as January of this year for more examples of the super-genius money making techniques that I have perfected. Also, keep tuning in for more money making methodologies in future posts--if you're not a multi-billionaire internet marketing mogul such as myself, you literally can't afford to miss it.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Make Barrels of Money Clipping Coupons
Grab the scissors and get ready to ROCK. You don't even know making money until you know how to execute this cash-flow-producing stealth maneuver.
You can bring in TONS of cash through a little-known technique known as coupon-clipping-and-redemption.
Have you seen on the back of your average grocery store coupon, where it says "Redemption Value: 1/100th of a cent"? There's your ticket to wealth right there! Here's a four-step process to raking in a convulsion-producing amount of money through redeeming all of those grocery store coupons that nobody wants:
1. Gather up at least 5,347,893 coupons worth 1/100th of a cent apiece.
2. Get incorporated as a grocery store; don't be afraid to be creative with the name of your business! Don't settle for "ABC Grocery"; come up with something that will really sound convincing.
3. Send the coupons to the appropriate manufacturers so that you can get the proper credit for each coupon; make sure that the manufacturers make the check out to your new creative grocery store name!
4. Sit back and wait for those fat checks to roll in!!!
Who said that there was no other way to rake in the dough except by making money online? I've just shown you the golden key to offline wealth--so crank up the scissors, my friend!
You can bring in TONS of cash through a little-known technique known as coupon-clipping-and-redemption.
Have you seen on the back of your average grocery store coupon, where it says "Redemption Value: 1/100th of a cent"? There's your ticket to wealth right there! Here's a four-step process to raking in a convulsion-producing amount of money through redeeming all of those grocery store coupons that nobody wants:
1. Gather up at least 5,347,893 coupons worth 1/100th of a cent apiece.
2. Get incorporated as a grocery store; don't be afraid to be creative with the name of your business! Don't settle for "ABC Grocery"; come up with something that will really sound convincing.
3. Send the coupons to the appropriate manufacturers so that you can get the proper credit for each coupon; make sure that the manufacturers make the check out to your new creative grocery store name!
4. Sit back and wait for those fat checks to roll in!!!
Who said that there was no other way to rake in the dough except by making money online? I've just shown you the golden key to offline wealth--so crank up the scissors, my friend!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Pull TONS of Traffic to Your Blog via Shoemoney and John Chow
In the world of "make money online" blogging, there are a few superheroes that stand head-and-shoulders above the rest. We all know that Darren Rowse of ProBlogger holds the title of Blogging God from the 5th Parallel Dimension, so we will leave him out of this conversation entirely.
There are others, however, that share a piece of the limelight as well; namely, internet marketing/affiliate marketing/blogging gurus Shoemoney and John Chow. In this post I'm going to teach you a quick, simple, 3-step plan to pull a earth-shattering amount of traffic to your blog using their names & reputations as a springboard to launch your own tsunami of traffic!!!
Step 1: Link to Shoemoney and John Chow in your blog post.
Step 2: Invent some reason why they suck and why they're ruining the true blog community.
Step 3: Submit it to all the major social bookmarking sites, a la Digg, Del.icio.us, Reddit, Technorati, on & on.
There you have it...a revelatory recipe for a rush of ridiculous traffic, designed to bring a diarrhea-inducing swarm of online profits!!!!
There are others, however, that share a piece of the limelight as well; namely, internet marketing/affiliate marketing/blogging gurus Shoemoney and John Chow. In this post I'm going to teach you a quick, simple, 3-step plan to pull a earth-shattering amount of traffic to your blog using their names & reputations as a springboard to launch your own tsunami of traffic!!!
Step 1: Link to Shoemoney and John Chow in your blog post.
Step 2: Invent some reason why they suck and why they're ruining the true blog community.
Step 3: Submit it to all the major social bookmarking sites, a la Digg, Del.icio.us, Reddit, Technorati, on & on.
There you have it...a revelatory recipe for a rush of ridiculous traffic, designed to bring a diarrhea-inducing swarm of online profits!!!!
Saturday, January 26, 2008
A Man That Doesn't Wear a Belt Cannot Make Money Online
If you can't keep your pants up, you're going to have a whale of a hard time making money online. You have to learn how to master the simple things before you can move to the more ninjitsu-powered cash-generating online strategies.
Think about it: If you don't have a belt on, how can you possibly support the large wads of cash that are weighing down your pockets? You're right...you can't.
With this in mind, I have included an affiliate link for anyone who is interested in purchasing a belt on eBay; please click the following links to take you there:
For men's belts, click here.
For women's belts, click here.
For car & truck belts from eBay Motors, click here. You may keep your money close to your water pump or something.
I think the theme here is clear...buy lots of belts through my affiliate links, so that I can add to my already-astronomical online profits.
Happy eBaying!
Think about it: If you don't have a belt on, how can you possibly support the large wads of cash that are weighing down your pockets? You're right...you can't.
With this in mind, I have included an affiliate link for anyone who is interested in purchasing a belt on eBay; please click the following links to take you there:
For men's belts, click here.
For women's belts, click here.
For car & truck belts from eBay Motors, click here. You may keep your money close to your water pump or something.
I think the theme here is clear...buy lots of belts through my affiliate links, so that I can add to my already-astronomical online profits.
Happy eBaying!
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
What Part of Killer Online Profits Do You NOT Understand?
The only way to make killer online profits is to be online. Through the latest technology, such as social networking sites like MySpace, Facebook, and Flickr, and also through ProBlogger, even the most inexperienced internet marketer can now learn how to make hordes of money by simply logging on & getting knocked over by rolling barrels of cash, as many internet gurus teach.
But there's a special, secret technique for pulling online profits that is rarely discussed, even among the most seasoned internet marketers--partly because it's so powerful, and partly because it's rarely discussed. It is the Super-Jet-Propulsion Time Travel Profit Generator. Notice the italics; that means that I'm actually whispering it as I write it. Yeah...it's that secret.
Using this method is not the safest route to go (see the movie "Deja Vu" for more information), but when used according to the following steps, your income will be invincible & inevitable!
Step 1: Locate any person who has a time travel machine. This will be the most time-consuming part of the strategy. You may even want to purchase your own time machine on eBay; click here for some possible options.
Step 2: Travel back in time to 1980. Buy IPO stock in Apple Computer.
Step 3: Travel a little distance forward to 1999. Become a venture capitalist in Google.
Step 4: You're all set. You can come back to the present, with all of your shares intact.
Congratulations, you are now a multi-billionaire! Please use your newfound online profits for good only, and not for evil.
But there's a special, secret technique for pulling online profits that is rarely discussed, even among the most seasoned internet marketers--partly because it's so powerful, and partly because it's rarely discussed. It is the Super-Jet-Propulsion Time Travel Profit Generator. Notice the italics; that means that I'm actually whispering it as I write it. Yeah...it's that secret.
Using this method is not the safest route to go (see the movie "Deja Vu" for more information), but when used according to the following steps, your income will be invincible & inevitable!
Step 1: Locate any person who has a time travel machine. This will be the most time-consuming part of the strategy. You may even want to purchase your own time machine on eBay; click here for some possible options.
Step 2: Travel back in time to 1980. Buy IPO stock in Apple Computer.
Step 3: Travel a little distance forward to 1999. Become a venture capitalist in Google.
Step 4: You're all set. You can come back to the present, with all of your shares intact.
Congratulations, you are now a multi-billionaire! Please use your newfound online profits for good only, and not for evil.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
A Quick But Powerful Cash-Manufacturing Blogging Tip
It's been said that writing shorter, more frequent posts that are laser-focused on making money online is better for your search engine rankings than laboring over long, 1000-words-or-more "pillar" posts. I figured that I would try the shorter post, but not change the frequency (still once a day, for the time being).
This translates into "I don't have the time nor inclination to write a meaningful post today, so this is all you're gonna get." I view this as the ultimate money-vacuuming strategy...always keep your audience guessing. You can never go wrong if you're never sure what the right thing to do is.
So, until tomorrow...making money with short posts ROCKS!!!
This translates into "I don't have the time nor inclination to write a meaningful post today, so this is all you're gonna get." I view this as the ultimate money-vacuuming strategy...always keep your audience guessing. You can never go wrong if you're never sure what the right thing to do is.
So, until tomorrow...making money with short posts ROCKS!!!
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Make Millions Online with Clickbank
Clickbank is the largest retailer of digital products on the Web. You'll find more motivating money making manuals of monumental magnificence on this site than you can shake two sticks at.
I personally have raked in approximately $3,452,768.33333333334 so far from my Clickbank affiliate sales. Would you like to know how I did it? It's very easy, requires absolutely no effort, and can actually be done even by a person who is in a coma, on certain days. Just follow the steps outlined below, and watch a dynamic hurricane of cash flow blow the doors off your bank account!
Step 1: Get a Clickbank ID. This is easy to do; just go to www.clickbank.com and follow the easy instructions to get set up.
I personally have raked in approximately $3,452,768.33333333334 so far from my Clickbank affiliate sales. Would you like to know how I did it? It's very easy, requires absolutely no effort, and can actually be done even by a person who is in a coma, on certain days. Just follow the steps outlined below, and watch a dynamic hurricane of cash flow blow the doors off your bank account!
Step 1: Get a Clickbank ID. This is easy to do; just go to www.clickbank.com and follow the easy instructions to get set up.
Step 2: Buy every single ebook (with resale rights) in the Money & Finance section. This will require a substantial capital outlay, but just look at it as an investment.
Step 3: Read ALL of those ebooks to have a good base of information to draw from. Remember, always invest in your education FIRST.
Step 4: Create an ebook that re-hashes all of the main points you learned from what you've read.
Step 5: Book a Village People reunion concert and take a backstage photo of you posing with the Village People. Put it in the ebook. This is entirely random, but a good way to add some "star power" to your ebook.
Step 6: Offer your ebook on Clickbank as "The Clickbank Cliff's Notes to Online Mega-Profits".
Step 7: Promote and sell your ebook through various affiliate links.
Step 8: Watch the profits roll in!
Making money with Clickbank is as easy as 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!
Monday, January 7, 2008
Make So Much Money Online That You Vomit Your Own Lungs!
This is a near-impossible feat for those who are inexperienced in online revenue generation, but I personally have already done this, and I'm here to tell you, it's not pleasant.
I had to be rushed to the hospital to undergo emergency oral bi-lungar organic re-insertion surgery only minutes after it happened.
It all started when I discovered the secret to auto-responder riches, and my PayPal account started getting flooded with multiplied thousands of dollars in only mere seconds. This produced an involuntary reflex of lungovomitosis.
That's the reason for the absence of posts in the past couple of days...talk about a hassle.
I now realize that I'll actually have to slow down somewhat and accept these lightning-fast influxes of outrageous cash flow on a slightly more infrequent basis. This won't hurt my profits at all; it will just spread them out over a more reasonable amount of time.
What a healthy problem to have, you know? Maybe one day, if you keep absorbing the abundance of cash flow generating ideas from this site, you TOO could one day be in position to vomit up one of your major vital organs as well!
Thursday, January 3, 2008
What Mike Huckabee & Barack Obama Could Learn from a Money-Making Blogger Such as Myself
Since Obama and Huckabee have emerged as the front-runners in the Iowa Caucus, it's only natural that I would blog about them, and about what they could learn from a money making, dollar-magnetizing, cash-flow-creating, greenback-gathering, dollar-dominating blogger such as myself.
The first thing that they could learn is how to raise more money. Just judging by the numbers, Huckabee is probably in more need of this advice than Obama, but both of their campaign funds combined can't even touch the amount of money I spent on dinner tonight. All they would need is a little training in the S.M.A.R.T. method of online profit generation, and they could multiply their campaign dollars many times over.
The second thing they could learn is ingenuity, and maximization of resources. Many times, it doesn't take money to make money; if you have some decent "street smarts" and some good old-fashioned elbow grease, you can still pull in some major "cha-chingy" through such methods as the MacGyver money making formula. A little brain-power goes a long way in pulling in more campaign loot.
The third and final pearl of wisdom that they can glean from such a savvy internet marketer as myself is that you have to link to ProBlogger. Both Barack Obama's and Mike Huckabee's sites are attractive and clean; why not add a ProBlogger link to both sites and finish them off with a professional, money-attracting touch?
Just some points to ponder as our front-running candidates move along on the campaign trail...and I move along the making money online trail.
The first thing that they could learn is how to raise more money. Just judging by the numbers, Huckabee is probably in more need of this advice than Obama, but both of their campaign funds combined can't even touch the amount of money I spent on dinner tonight. All they would need is a little training in the S.M.A.R.T. method of online profit generation, and they could multiply their campaign dollars many times over.
The second thing they could learn is ingenuity, and maximization of resources. Many times, it doesn't take money to make money; if you have some decent "street smarts" and some good old-fashioned elbow grease, you can still pull in some major "cha-chingy" through such methods as the MacGyver money making formula. A little brain-power goes a long way in pulling in more campaign loot.
The third and final pearl of wisdom that they can glean from such a savvy internet marketer as myself is that you have to link to ProBlogger. Both Barack Obama's and Mike Huckabee's sites are attractive and clean; why not add a ProBlogger link to both sites and finish them off with a professional, money-attracting touch?
Just some points to ponder as our front-running candidates move along on the campaign trail...and I move along the making money online trail.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
How to Not Suck at Making Money Online in 2008
The best way to rake in an eyeball-melting mound of online profits is to develop enough S.M.A.'s (Success-Minded Acronyms) to keep yourself motivated through the ups and downs of online business.
So, in addition to my S.M.A.R.T. method of online profit generation, as well as my Buckshot Revenue Generation Strategy (pronounced burrgus), I have developed an excellent acronym for the New Year to help you cultivate the "winner's mindset" that's necessary for massive online profits to come banging down your door.
The acronym is simply this: I. D.O.N.'T. S.U.C.K.
Each letter gives you an action point that will put you in the company of the elite online money-makers. Don't let the simplicity of the acronym fool you; these are carefully guarded trade secrets that will launch a load of latitudinous loot into your lap!!!
I = Incentivize: You have to give people a reason to visit your site. Give them as many false promises of huge amounts of money as you can. Disillusionment is good for them; it helps them build the type of character necessary to make tons of cheddar online.
D = Dominatize: Whatever niche you have entered into, it is your responsibility to dominate that niche to the point where your competition runs away with their tails tucked between their legs. Don't think small; think Pinky & The Brain style domination.
O = Oversize: Promote your money-making techniques to be much more powerful than they really are. People appreciate this type of insincerity, as it gives them the fuel to dream big dreams, which is what they really want to do anyway. Truth in advertising is really overrated.
N = Neutralize: The competition, that is. This is very similar to the "Dominatize" point above. Render them helpless. If they're saying you can make $10,000 a day, claim that your techniques can make $10,001 a day. This should sway tons of traffic towards your site.
T = Tributize: Pay tribute to those that have come before you, who have paved the way for you to make money online. In other words, link to ProBlogger and Perry Marshall.
S = Supersize: This is the exact same thing as the Oversize point above. I actually can't add anything to it. It's just a way to complete this extremely wisdom-laden acronym.
U = Usefulize: You have to make yourself useful in every way you can. You have to multi-task, delegate, prioritize, and legitimize. This makes no sense, but it's very official-sounding.
C = Capitalize: Are you a capitalist? Well, then, just be yourself.
K = Kitchenize: Throw everything into your online business, INCLUDING the kitchen sink. Remember, that's one of the tenets of the Buckshot Revenue Generation Strategy.
Again, take these powerful principles, integrate them into your online money making strategy, and watch the brain-rattling, spine-exploding, backflipping plethora of profits roll in like a demon-possessed Tonka truck!
So, in addition to my S.M.A.R.T. method of online profit generation, as well as my Buckshot Revenue Generation Strategy (pronounced burrgus), I have developed an excellent acronym for the New Year to help you cultivate the "winner's mindset" that's necessary for massive online profits to come banging down your door.
The acronym is simply this: I. D.O.N.'T. S.U.C.K.
Each letter gives you an action point that will put you in the company of the elite online money-makers. Don't let the simplicity of the acronym fool you; these are carefully guarded trade secrets that will launch a load of latitudinous loot into your lap!!!
I = Incentivize: You have to give people a reason to visit your site. Give them as many false promises of huge amounts of money as you can. Disillusionment is good for them; it helps them build the type of character necessary to make tons of cheddar online.
D = Dominatize: Whatever niche you have entered into, it is your responsibility to dominate that niche to the point where your competition runs away with their tails tucked between their legs. Don't think small; think Pinky & The Brain style domination.
O = Oversize: Promote your money-making techniques to be much more powerful than they really are. People appreciate this type of insincerity, as it gives them the fuel to dream big dreams, which is what they really want to do anyway. Truth in advertising is really overrated.
N = Neutralize: The competition, that is. This is very similar to the "Dominatize" point above. Render them helpless. If they're saying you can make $10,000 a day, claim that your techniques can make $10,001 a day. This should sway tons of traffic towards your site.
T = Tributize: Pay tribute to those that have come before you, who have paved the way for you to make money online. In other words, link to ProBlogger and Perry Marshall.
S = Supersize: This is the exact same thing as the Oversize point above. I actually can't add anything to it. It's just a way to complete this extremely wisdom-laden acronym.
U = Usefulize: You have to make yourself useful in every way you can. You have to multi-task, delegate, prioritize, and legitimize. This makes no sense, but it's very official-sounding.
C = Capitalize: Are you a capitalist? Well, then, just be yourself.
K = Kitchenize: Throw everything into your online business, INCLUDING the kitchen sink. Remember, that's one of the tenets of the Buckshot Revenue Generation Strategy.
Again, take these powerful principles, integrate them into your online money making strategy, and watch the brain-rattling, spine-exploding, backflipping plethora of profits roll in like a demon-possessed Tonka truck!
Monday, December 24, 2007
It Was Either This or Being an Abercrombie & Fitch Model
Make Money Online, or Make Money Looking Good?
There comes a time in every man's life where the hard decisions have to be made; this time in my life was just recently, at the beginning of this month. After being at a crossroads for a considerable amount of time, I finally decided to relinquish my future career as a billboard model for Abercrombie & Fitch, and pursue my true calling as a doggone good money making blogger.
I feel that this is the best move, since my wife has already confirmed my good looks (see item number 1 on my "10 Reasons" post), and that's all the validation I'll ever need in that department.
So, having made a clean break from my stud-muffin duties, I can now focus 100% on generating online income through this blog, and other online ventures as well.
Another arbitrary link to ProBlogger won't hurt right here either.
And if you happen to be looking for any Abercrombie & Fitch apparel, check out the latest offerings on eBay by clicking here.
Or here.
And you can also click here for the exact same thing.
Merry Money Making Christmas to all!!!
There comes a time in every man's life where the hard decisions have to be made; this time in my life was just recently, at the beginning of this month. After being at a crossroads for a considerable amount of time, I finally decided to relinquish my future career as a billboard model for Abercrombie & Fitch, and pursue my true calling as a doggone good money making blogger.
I feel that this is the best move, since my wife has already confirmed my good looks (see item number 1 on my "10 Reasons" post), and that's all the validation I'll ever need in that department.
So, having made a clean break from my stud-muffin duties, I can now focus 100% on generating online income through this blog, and other online ventures as well.
Another arbitrary link to ProBlogger won't hurt right here either.
And if you happen to be looking for any Abercrombie & Fitch apparel, check out the latest offerings on eBay by clicking here.
Or here.
And you can also click here for the exact same thing.
Merry Money Making Christmas to all!!!
Friday, December 21, 2007
The S.M.A.R.T. Way to Make Truckloads of Cash Online
Make Money Online the S.M.A.R.T. Way
Just like pink is the new black, acronyms are the new words.
I was thinking about a quick, handy acronym I could use to remind me of my money-making strategy online, and like a flash, it came to me. This acronym reveals some of my top trade secrets, so consider yourself privileged to even have access to it. I could easily create a digital product out of this and sell copies of it on Clickbank for $39.95 apiece, but as many internet marketing gurus claim as well, I want to make this available to the general public because I'm tired of seeing the "little guy" struggle while the fat-cats get all the cash.
That having been said, I hope that you'll be able to glean from the priceless wisdom that has been bestowed upon me by the Fates of the Blogosphere, by way of the acronym entitled "S.M.A.R.T."
To create money-making content that will pull traffic to your site like an explosive rapid-fire nuclear magnet, remember that you have to create content that is...
Superb
Monetizable
Affiliateable
RSS-able
Text.
Again, your content must be Superb, Monetizable, Affiliateable, RSS-able Text. If this isn't pure internet marketing genius, I don't know what is. When you use the S.M.A.R.T. way, you're almost guaranteed to profit extravagantly in your online ventures. People will fall over themselves, foam at the mouth, and DROOL at having even a remote chance of whipping out their credit cards to buy what you're offering. And they'll be doggone happy that they did.
This, in combination with my 3-point plan to make ridiculous amounts of money online, is the sure-fire way to explode your profits and cause a mass nuclear fallout of brain-sizzling cash flow!!!
Just like pink is the new black, acronyms are the new words.
I was thinking about a quick, handy acronym I could use to remind me of my money-making strategy online, and like a flash, it came to me. This acronym reveals some of my top trade secrets, so consider yourself privileged to even have access to it. I could easily create a digital product out of this and sell copies of it on Clickbank for $39.95 apiece, but as many internet marketing gurus claim as well, I want to make this available to the general public because I'm tired of seeing the "little guy" struggle while the fat-cats get all the cash.
That having been said, I hope that you'll be able to glean from the priceless wisdom that has been bestowed upon me by the Fates of the Blogosphere, by way of the acronym entitled "S.M.A.R.T."
To create money-making content that will pull traffic to your site like an explosive rapid-fire nuclear magnet, remember that you have to create content that is...
Superb
Monetizable
Affiliateable
RSS-able
Text.
Again, your content must be Superb, Monetizable, Affiliateable, RSS-able Text. If this isn't pure internet marketing genius, I don't know what is. When you use the S.M.A.R.T. way, you're almost guaranteed to profit extravagantly in your online ventures. People will fall over themselves, foam at the mouth, and DROOL at having even a remote chance of whipping out their credit cards to buy what you're offering. And they'll be doggone happy that they did.
This, in combination with my 3-point plan to make ridiculous amounts of money online, is the sure-fire way to explode your profits and cause a mass nuclear fallout of brain-sizzling cash flow!!!
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