The best way to rake in an eyeball-melting mound of online profits is to develop enough S.M.A.'s (Success-Minded Acronyms) to keep yourself motivated through the ups and downs of online business.
So, in addition to my S.M.A.R.T. method of online profit generation, as well as my Buckshot Revenue Generation Strategy (pronounced burrgus), I have developed an excellent acronym for the New Year to help you cultivate the "winner's mindset" that's necessary for massive online profits to come banging down your door.
The acronym is simply this: I. D.O.N.'T. S.U.C.K.
Each letter gives you an action point that will put you in the company of the elite online money-makers. Don't let the simplicity of the acronym fool you; these are carefully guarded trade secrets that will launch a load of latitudinous loot into your lap!!!
I = Incentivize: You have to give people a reason to visit your site. Give them as many false promises of huge amounts of money as you can. Disillusionment is good for them; it helps them build the type of character necessary to make tons of cheddar online.
D = Dominatize: Whatever niche you have entered into, it is your responsibility to dominate that niche to the point where your competition runs away with their tails tucked between their legs. Don't think small; think Pinky & The Brain style domination.
O = Oversize: Promote your money-making techniques to be much more powerful than they really are. People appreciate this type of insincerity, as it gives them the fuel to dream big dreams, which is what they really want to do anyway. Truth in advertising is really overrated.
N = Neutralize: The competition, that is. This is very similar to the "Dominatize" point above. Render them helpless. If they're saying you can make $10,000 a day, claim that your techniques can make $10,001 a day. This should sway tons of traffic towards your site.
T = Tributize: Pay tribute to those that have come before you, who have paved the way for you to make money online. In other words, link to ProBlogger and Perry Marshall.
S = Supersize: This is the exact same thing as the Oversize point above. I actually can't add anything to it. It's just a way to complete this extremely wisdom-laden acronym.
U = Usefulize: You have to make yourself useful in every way you can. You have to multi-task, delegate, prioritize, and legitimize. This makes no sense, but it's very official-sounding.
C = Capitalize: Are you a capitalist? Well, then, just be yourself.
K = Kitchenize: Throw everything into your online business, INCLUDING the kitchen sink. Remember, that's one of the tenets of the Buckshot Revenue Generation Strategy.
Again, take these powerful principles, integrate them into your online money making strategy, and watch the brain-rattling, spine-exploding, backflipping plethora of profits roll in like a demon-possessed Tonka truck!
