Making Money Online by Getting Astronomical Amounts of RSS Subscribers
In the Web 2.0 world of blogging to make money online, RSS subscribers seem to be the Holy Grail of measurements as to whether or not you have achieved online success. This being the case, you can see by my Feedburner count on the sidebar that I have already attained a ridiculously extreme amount of success in making money on the Web. "How can I be sure that you didn't tweak those numbers, Phil?" The answer is real simple: Remember...it has to be real if it's on the Internet!
So how did I go about collecting these 4,563,423,677.33333 feed readers? The answer is not as complex as you would like to think. As a matter of fact, this post is only going to deal with obtaining 150,000 subscribers, a mere fraction of the amount of readers I have obtained. I'm cutting you a MASSIVE break as far as the numbers are concerned; if you can't do this, you really should give up trying to make money online...you obviously don't have what it takes.
Before I delve into the master secret to explosive RSS success, let me emphasize that this is one of the most revered cash cows in the internet marketing world, and for good reason. Can taking online surveys make money like this? Seriously doubt it. Can you go the MMORPG route and make more money with Runescape than you can with this? Quite possibly, if you're a supernaturally hyper freak who doesn't sleep, eat, or go to the bathroom, and all you do is stay on the internet 24/7, then you may one day outrun the runaway profits that I am generating through my passive-income-generating list of RSS subscribers. These are confident claims, I know, but I have the proof to back it up. And if you follow my step-by-step instructions on how to do it yourself, you will experience the same earthquake-induced tsunami of online profits that I enjoy every day!
So let's get to it...
Play-by-Play Instructions on How to Knock an Automatic-Profit-Generating Home Run and Create a Touchdown of Cash-Generating RSS Subscribers That Will Give You a Slam Dunk of Stanley-Cup-Winning Residual Income!
Step 1: Sign up for 50,000 different Google accounts, using a different email address with each one.
Step 2: Sign up for 50,000 different Yahoo accounts, using a different email address with each one.
Step 3: Sign up for 50,000 different MSN accounts, using a different email address with each one.
What's this? I hear you whining about how much "work" this is? Do you want to make money on the Web or what? If you're a gutless wimp, then let's just stop here, but if you have a dream, and you want to see your dreams of making massive money online come true, then you're going to have to do exactly what I'm teaching you, no shortcuts. Losers whine. Winners get 150,000 email accounts.
Step 4: Subscribe to your blog in the feed reader of every single account. Every single one!!! Again, do you want to make serious money on the internet, or do you just want to talk the talk?
Step 5: Congratulations! You now have 150,000 RSS subscribers. According to the Web 2.0 gurus that dominate the "blogging to make money online" scene, the common valuation of each RSS subscriber is about $30.00, so my friend, you have just created a blog that's worth at least 4.5 MILLION dollars!!!
Now, this next step is for the true internet marketing ninjas only. Proceed with caution...
Step 6: Find someone who is brand new to the make money online blogging niche and flip the blog to them for 8 MILLION DOLLARS. It should be easy to get this done if you post the sale on Sitepoint.com.
That's all there really is to it...so what are you waiting for? Get off your butt, dust yourself off, and go really make money online with the big dogs!!!
