Make Money with a Combination of Online Surveys, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Gmail, Google Adsense, Squeeze Pages, and the Tinder Dating App

Making money requires a combination of techniques, skills, applications, developmental aids, supplemental files, and occasionally some antihistamines. This is definitely the case when it comes to my ultra-secret formula for making money online using an extravagant conglomeration of online surveys, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Gmail, Google Adsense, squeeze pages, and the Tinder dating app.

Now before I get into the nitty-gritty as to how this system works, let me first tell you that I have consistently made money with this system, to the tune of $56,781.52, TO THE PENNY, every single day that I have implemented it. This flies in the face of all statistical possibilities, but yet I have done it. Hey, I don’t know how it all works out like that, I’m just glad to be counting those fat stacks of daily cash.

Anyway, here’s how the system works: First, you download the Tinder app and begin sending messages to different potential dates. Send about 1,500 messages per day. Send them to an online survey site that you set up through Survey Monkey, where you ask them questions about how much money they would like to make in the next 24 hours. Only focus on the people that want to make more than $1,000. Make sure that you include a survey question that asks them for their email address. Send those people an email through an anonymous Gmail account that you’ll set up, letting them know that they can claim their $1,000-plus prize if they simply add you as a contact on LinkedIn. Once they add you as a contact, use LinkedIn’s messaging system to request that they tweet about your LinkedIn profile to all of their followers on Twitter as a final step before they can claim their $1,000 prize.

When they tweet about your LinkedIn profile, make sure that they include a link to your Facebook profile page, on which you will put the URL to your squeeze page. Once visitors go to your Facebook profile and then click on your squeeze page link, they will arrive on a landing page that has at least 25 Adsense ad units on it. They will randomly click around in a frantic search for some kind of navigational aids, thus earning you thousands of dollars in Adsense clicks per day!!!

If you can’t see the simplicity of this cash-generating system, you’re not looking hard enough. Any time you need a quick and easy way to generate more money in a day than most people make in a year, don’t hesitate to use this system at your leisure. And just think…I’ve given it to you here, completely free of charge. But don’t worry…I’m going to start charging the stragglers $997 after midnight tonight.

50 Money Making Ways to Increase Traffic to Your Blog (50th Post!!!)

Make Money with Your Blog as You Help Me Celebrate My 50th Post!!!


This post will forever stand as a landmark in the arena of making money online. Why, you ask? Because SteadyPhil's Make Money Online Blog has now officially reached 50 posts!!! As a part of the celebration, I wanted to give credit where credit is due--Thanks again to all of my 4,563,423,627.33333 Feed Readers--you guys wouldn't be where you are without me.


The greater part of this celebration, however, is what I will give to all of you, my loyal readership (and any new traffic that Google is generously sending my way, due to my absolute mastery of search engine optimization). I have decided to do something that is rather unique, especially for an internet marketer that pulls in boatloads of cash without even hardly waking up in the morning. I'm going to use this 50th post to give back to the internet marketing community; I'm going to "spill the beans" here and expose some of the most death-defying, all-encompassing, hyper-extending, lethal-weapon-wielding, hyphenated-word-describing money making methods ever known to mankind, and even some select animal species.


But don't let these extremely overly superlatively descriptive words fool you. I'm going to show you my bare-bones, cut-and-dry, to-the-core, no-nonsense traffic generating methods that have allowed me to reach the prestigious level of 8th Degree Google Black Belt. But before I do that, let me first give you a little history.


I had heard from several of the A-list bloggers in the "make money online" niche that you have to write "pillar posts" if you want to really bring in the big bucks and make your blog make money. I mistakenly thought that they were saying "pillow posts", and so I created a blog that described all different types of couch pillows, throw pillows, memory foam pillows, and so forth. I found out quickly that this wasn't the case. They actually meant "PILLAR" posts, as in something that stands as a memorial or a landmark, solid as a rock, like a large column on a big building. I fully intend on this post being one that will go down in history; one that you will one day sit around the fireplace with your grandchildren and recount with a warm sense of joy in your heart. And I can think of no better topic to memorialize in a post than how to increase the amount of incoming traffic to your blog.


So, with that having been said, it's time to make history with...


50 Money Making Ways to Increase Traffic to Your Blog


1. Write letters to all of your friends asking them to visit your website. Include a flyer with your URL printed on it.


2. Hire a pilot to skywrite your URL.


3. Hire another pilot to fly a plane with a trailing banner that has your website printed on it. NOTE: Only use your top-level domain; anything else will be way too long to print on a banner.


4. Climb to the top of a mountain and send smoke signals in the shape of your URL.


5. Send your URL via morse code to all of the submarines in the U.S. Navy. This will hopefully garner those ever-valuable "dot mil" backlinks.


6. Go streaking during the halftime show at your local high school's football game. Make sure to hold up a sign with your URL written on it.


7. Call a meeting with all of the shoeshine boys in your state and tell them to give your URL as the latest "hot internet tip".


8. Go to your local news stations, tell them you were Paris Hilton's boyfriend/girlfriend, and then tell them they can read all about it at your website.


9. Attend the PGA tour, stay within eyeshot of the camera, and hold up a sign with your URL on it, right beside the guy with the "John 3:16" sign.


10. Take a trip to Pedro Escebedo (in Mexico) during Easter, and stand right beside the crying statue of the Virgin Mary holding a sign with your URL printed on it. You'll have thousands of onlookers clamoring to visit your blog.


11. Spray-paint your URL on any famous tourist landmark, such as the Statue of Liberty or the Washington Monument.


12. Hire a pyrotechnics expert to create a bundle of fireworks that will explode into the shape of your URL. Make sure to launch them at the most popular 4th of July fireworks display in your town.


13. Post a suicide note on your blog and then kill yourself. Downside: Can only be done once.


14. Sneak into your local Chinese restaurant and replace their fortune cookies with cookies that all have your URL printed on the paper inside.


15. Stand in the middle of Times Square and hold a sign with your URL printed on it. This is way more effective if you scream expletives the entire time.


16. Become a contestant on "Jeopardy" and write your URL as the answer to the Final Jeopardy clue.


17. Plummet off the edge of Niagra Falls in a kayak with your URL painted on the hull.


18. Become a contestant on "Wheel of Fortune" and shout your URL as the phrase that solves the puzzle.


19. Enter as a contestant on "American Idol" and tell Ryan Seacrest that everyone has to vote for you by visiting your website.


20. Google bomb your URL for the term "Mariah Carey". Easy traffic here.


21. While you're at it, pay Mariah Carey to create a song with your URL in the chorus.


22. Find a way to get a hold of the master copy of the S.A.T. test, and print your URL in the top-right corner. Once the test is mass-distributed, you'll get a TON of teenage traffic.

23. Steal a copy of the President's State of the Union speech, and insert your website address into a couple of key spots. Before he even knows it, he'll be promoting your website to the entire country on national TV!

24. Hire a team of Navy S.E.A.L.s and have them conduct a clandestine operation to break into the home of every person in the U.S. who has a computer, and then have each member of this crack team log on & visit your site. This will give you tons of hits from unique IP's all across the country.

25. Pay Oprah's broadcast producer to insert your URL into the teleprompter text a couple of times. There's no greater traffic magnet than having "Oprah juice".

26. While you're at it, write a 150-page book with nothing but your URL on every page, and then have Oprah promote it to her Book Club.

27. Pay Dr. Wayne Dyer to sprinkle his esoteric spiritual talks with your URL a couple of times. This will help you draw the ever-important personal development traffic.

28. Get John Chow to review your site.

29. Get Darren Rowse of ProBlogger to promote your site on his feed...he's the only person I know with more feed readers than me.

30. While I'm thinking about it, don't forget the basics I taught you a long time ago about linking to ProBlogger. Do this and your traffic is guaranteed.

31. Create list posts, like this one. Don't go for 50, though...this crap is TEDIOUS.

32. Deep link every single word in your make money online posts much like I did with this one.

33. Put your URL as a reference link for every single topic on Wikipedia.

34. Get Google to put a link to your URL on their home page, right under the search bar. Tell them it's for some environmental cause, and you'll be a shoe-in.

35. Do the same for Yahoo.

36. Then do the same for MSN.

37. Convince the U.S. Postal Service to create a stamp with your URL on it. Talk about insane amounts of exposure!

38. Fake your own abduction by a UFO. Leave a note telling everyone that the aliens will only reveal your location through your website.

39. Sponsor a Village People reunion concert and hang a banner behind center stage with your URL plastered all over it. I mentioned the power of the Village People in a previous post about how to make millions online with Clickbank--you would do well to take heed to that advice.

40. Follow the traffic-pulling method I outlined when I talked about about making your blog make money with Shoemoney and John Chow.

41. Go on Dancing with the Stars and wear some tight bell-bottomed slacks with your URL embroidered on both back pockets. Note: This will not work if you are not a star.

42. Convince your local newspaper to edit their crossword puzzle so that every clue spells out your URL.

43. Persuade your local Wal-Mart greeter to wear a hanging sign with your URL printed on it.

44. Work closely with your local Girl Scouts chapter to sell cookies with your URL drizzled on the top in fudge.

45. Convince the CIA to broadcast ultrasonic radio waves giving people the subliminal instruction to visit your website.

46. The next time Paris Hilton goes to jail, be SOMEWHERE near the action, holding a sign with your URL printed on it. You'll get tons of media coverage by default.

47. Legally change your name to your URL. This will force people to think about your website every time they think about you.

48. One word: Spam. No, not the unsolicited commercial email you're thinking of, I'm talking about getting back to the real thing; Create a partnership with Spam (the canned meat product) and ask them to put your URL on their label in exchange for placing a Spam advertising banner on your site.

49. Create your own search engine and have your website listed as number one for every single search result. Check out SteadyPhil's Search Engine as an example.

50. Repeat each of the above steps twice to give you 100 money making ways to generate MAD traffic to your blog!!!

How Does a Blog Make Money Online?

How Does a Blog Make Money? The Answer -- No Guts, No Glory

There are a lot of people in the "make money online blogging" world that don't have the slightest clue about how to make a blog make money. As a matter of fact, they wouldn't know a money making blog if it hopped up to them on a pogo stick and slapped them in the left eye with a wet fish. In a previous post I've already given you 5 reasons why your blog sucks and won't make any money and how mine will earn easy money online--it's really simpler than you think.

Of course, since I'm rolling with only the most elite internet marketers in the blogosphere, I share the same testimonial (sworn, mind you) of simply stumbling upon the money making secrets that have turned me into a multi-millionaire, really without even trying. At one point, I pulled in $35,678.65 in three hours from my Paypal account and I don't think I was even breathing. I was going for the Guinness World Record on how long I could hold my breath, and sure enough, while I was setting a new world record (yet another income stream there), my Paypal account balance had jumped over 30 grand in just 3 hours. Now why, you ask, was I trying to break a breath-holding world record? Simple, my friend...when you have so much money that you simply don't know what to do with your time, and everything is boring to you, you have nothing left to do but set world records in obscure categories.

All of this is leading me to this point: If you really want to make big cash online, you have to be bold enough and brave enough to do whatever it takes to get the job done. I already told you about the power of using guerrilla money making tactics to earn money online. While I'm thinking about it, if you want a quick primer on everything you need to know to create multiple revenue streams online, simply browse through the archives of this site and feast upon the savory hunks of money making wisdom that spatter from my spittle. If you do this, you will not only gain priceless knowledge, but it will also help me to not have to disguise the extremely obvious deep linking I'm doing with this post.

It doesn't matter what method you choose to make cash online--it can be through an ebook marketing plan (boy are THOSE lucrative), free paid surveys, electronic publishing, squid doo-doo peddling, various internet marketing services, or simply long tail keyword stuffing such as what I'm doing right now. The common denominator to all of this is the fact that if you don't summon the courage to make big money online, you're going to fail.

So how do you get this courage? I recommend you do one thing and one thing only: Make a list of 20 things you need to do to summon this courage, and then go out and DO 'EM!!! Go get 'em! Don't hand me any excuses, just do it!

If you feel like my instructions are vague, ambiguous, and mostly useless, you have just entered the realm of the ultimate internet marketing gurus. That's all you have to do to continue to reap massive online profits in whatever home based business you choose! Simply create an ebook that gives out instructions that almost NO ONE can follow, promise the whole world but then deliver a cupcake, and then set it all up through Clickbank to really make it happen. Once you do this, you will truly know the satisfaction of seeing your blog make money online!

How to Make Money Online by Getting 150,000 RSS Subscribers

Making Money Online by Getting Astronomical Amounts of RSS Subscribers


In the Web 2.0 world of blogging to make money online, RSS subscribers seem to be the Holy Grail of measurements as to whether or not you have achieved online success. This being the case, you can see by my Feedburner count on the sidebar that I have already attained a ridiculously extreme amount of success in making money on the Web. "How can I be sure that you didn't tweak those numbers, Phil?" The answer is real simple: Remember...it has to be real if it's on the Internet!


So how did I go about collecting these 4,563,423,677.33333 feed readers? The answer is not as complex as you would like to think. As a matter of fact, this post is only going to deal with obtaining 150,000 subscribers, a mere fraction of the amount of readers I have obtained. I'm cutting you a MASSIVE break as far as the numbers are concerned; if you can't do this, you really should give up trying to make money online...you obviously don't have what it takes.

Before I delve into the master secret to explosive RSS success, let me emphasize that this is one of the most revered cash cows in the internet marketing world, and for good reason. Can taking online surveys make money like this? Seriously doubt it. Can you go the MMORPG route and make more money with Runescape than you can with this? Quite possibly, if you're a supernaturally hyper freak who doesn't sleep, eat, or go to the bathroom, and all you do is stay on the internet 24/7, then you may one day outrun the runaway profits that I am generating through my passive-income-generating list of RSS subscribers. These are confident claims, I know, but I have the proof to back it up. And if you follow my step-by-step instructions on how to do it yourself, you will experience the same earthquake-induced tsunami of online profits that I enjoy every day!

So let's get to it...

Play-by-Play Instructions on How to Knock an Automatic-Profit-Generating Home Run and Create a Touchdown of Cash-Generating RSS Subscribers That Will Give You a Slam Dunk of Stanley-Cup-Winning Residual Income!

Step 1: Sign up for 50,000 different Google accounts, using a different email address with each one.

Step 2: Sign up for 50,000 different Yahoo accounts, using a different email address with each one.

Step 3: Sign up for 50,000 different MSN accounts, using a different email address with each one.

What's this? I hear you whining about how much "work" this is? Do you want to make money on the Web or what? If you're a gutless wimp, then let's just stop here, but if you have a dream, and you want to see your dreams of making massive money online come true, then you're going to have to do exactly what I'm teaching you, no shortcuts. Losers whine. Winners get 150,000 email accounts.

Step 4: Subscribe to your blog in the feed reader of every single account. Every single one!!! Again, do you want to make serious money on the internet, or do you just want to talk the talk?

Step 5: Congratulations! You now have 150,000 RSS subscribers. According to the Web 2.0 gurus that dominate the "blogging to make money online" scene, the common valuation of each RSS subscriber is about $30.00, so my friend, you have just created a blog that's worth at least 4.5 MILLION dollars!!!

Now, this next step is for the true internet marketing ninjas only. Proceed with caution...

Step 6: Find someone who is brand new to the make money online blogging niche and flip the blog to them for 8 MILLION DOLLARS. It should be easy to get this done if you post the sale on Sitepoint.com.

That's all there really is to it...so what are you waiting for? Get off your butt, dust yourself off, and go really make money online with the big dogs!!!

Make HIDEOUS Amounts of Money as a Clickbank Super-Affiliate!

If you're not aware of the money making power of Clickbank, you must be a mental midget. I've been known to pull down some serious chingy in milliseconds with Clickbank. On one occasion, Commission Junction called me and told me to please stop forcing their employees to work overtime just to keep up all of the affiliate commissions they owe me. Upon their request, I did what any reasonable human being would do...I refused.


In a previous post I covered how I raked in $3,452,768.33333333334 in affilate sales on Clickbank, and how easy it is to make millions online with Clickbank. Please don't let anyone tell you that this stuff is hard...if you have to work to make money online, you don't even know what you're doing. I know how to bring in massive online profits even when I purposefully suspend my own heartbeat, much like a ninja.


But my intent with this post was not to just sit around and brag about my own superior money making skills; I wanted to give every one of you "little guys" a chance to experience the same success that I have enjoyed for months & months now. All it takes is just a little knowledge of the "nuts & bolts" of how Clickbank operates, and the rest is gravy. So, without further adieu...


A Nuts & Bolts, Step-by-Step, Play-by-Play, Moment-by-Moment, Second-by-Second Guide to Clickbank Affiliate Riches


Step 1: Although I've already covered this in my other post about making millions with Clickbank, it bears repeating here: Go to http://www.clickbank.com/ and register with a username & password.


Step 2: Think of a digital product that you would like to create. Some type of ebook, software, or other downloadable item that you could sell for MILLIONS. I would help you with some suggestions, but in the long run that won't be beneficial, as you need to harness your own creative energies to really do this right.


Step 3: You've got your product? Great. Now, put it in a digital format. If it was an ebook that you envisioned, create a PDF ebook out of your idea. If it was software, go to a technical college, get a degree in software engineering , and then create your software from scratch. You see the trend here? It's all about personal initiative. You can DO IT!!!


Step 4: Now design an affiliate program around your product. How, you ask? Look...if you're still asking stupid questions like "How?"...I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not ready to make any real money on the internet. Think Nike, people--Just Do It!

Step 5: Load your product onto Clickbank, set the sale price for something that ends in a "7" (i.e., $37 or $47 or better yet $97), and promote the CRAP out of it through various affiliate networks.

Once these steps are done, if you're not able to sit back in a lounge chair on the beach with a laptop on your lap and watch an AVALANCHE OF CASH roll your way, you obviously did something very wrong, my friend. Retrace your steps and see where the "missing link" is. Otherwise, you should me making money online so effortlessly, you'll almost have to pay someone to sit in the lounge chair and get bowled over by piles of cash FOR YOU while you run for your life from the whirlwind cyclone of money that'll be chasing you down!