Make Money Online without a Website, a Product, a Computer, or Even a Pulse!

Yes, you can make money online without worrying about any of those trivial details such as having a computer, having a website, having a product, or even being online at all. As a matter of fact, YOU CAN MAKE MONEY ONLINE WITHOUT EVEN MAKING MONEY ONLINE!!!

As with most money-making methods, this is a carefully-guarded secret that has been passed down through a elite group of internet entrepreneurs since 1995. It's actually so secret that I don't even fully know the method. I have discovered and implemented only certain fragments of it, still with extraordinary results. Once quick example: I was able once to generate $3,576,822.87 online while SLEEPWALKING. Yeah...it's that serious.

Since it is such a lucrative method, I can only reveal one aspect of the fragment of the method that I do know of. Here it is: Read everything you can find by Perry Marshall.

That's all I can give you. More than likely, I'll just have to resort to revealing the more "plain vanilla" money making methods to my readership from now on. I hate to do this, but with such nuclear-meldown-producing profit potential of the more "secret" methods, I have to make this world a safer place by reserving those money making methods only for those of us who will use these powers for good, and not for evil.

Making Money Online is Not Rocket Math

Any raving idiot can make huge amounts of money online if they just follow the right path. The key is to find other idiots that have made tons of money online and duplicate their efforts.

Being an idiot is deceptively difficult, though. You have to be able to not understand things and not comprehend things, so that you can remain blissfully ignorant, and thereby increase your chances of stumbling upon the perfect money making formula. From most of the "make money online" internet marketing sites I have reviewed, this is the one trait they all have in common; the ability to stumble upon amazing secret cash-generating techniques that have only been accessed by a few elite money-making internet moguls.

So don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't make thousands of dollars a day online by stumbling upon the carefully-guarded wealth-building secrets of the internet power-gods. After all, it's not rocket math.

Make Money With or Without Your Underwear!

There are a plethora of internet marketing gurus that make tons of money online while sitting at their kitchen tables in their underwear. This assertion is so common now that there are actually thousands of pants-less people simultaneously pulling down tons of cash while enjoying a nice breeze below the abdomen.

But I'm promoting an online money-making method that takes the whole "sans pants" concept to the next level. My money-making method not only works when you're sitting at your kitchen table in your underwear; it actually works when you're not wearing ANY underwear at all!

How can this be, you ask? Easy...you can make money as a nudist!

I alluded to it in my post about making money running a nude marathon in a viking helmet. Why waste time with those cumbersome clothes when you can pull in the loot in your birthday suit?

So for all these so-called "gurus" that think they have something to brag about because they're pulling down some cheddar in their Fruit-of-the-Looms, I'm throwing down the gauntlet--and my clothes--and saying "Take it up a notch, pal...blog in the buff". I've done it, and there's no more liberating feeling in the world.

One money making bit of parting advice, however...pick a soft chair.

A Man That Doesn't Wear a Belt Cannot Make Money Online

If you can't keep your pants up, you're going to have a whale of a hard time making money online. You have to learn how to master the simple things before you can move to the more ninjitsu-powered cash-generating online strategies.

Think about it: If you don't have a belt on, how can you possibly support the large wads of cash that are weighing down your pockets? You're right...you can't.

With this in mind, I have included an affiliate link for anyone who is interested in purchasing a belt on eBay; please click the following links to take you there:

For men's belts, click here.

For women's belts, click here.

For car & truck belts from eBay Motors, click here. You may keep your money close to your water pump or something.

I think the theme here is clear...buy lots of belts through my affiliate links, so that I can add to my already-astronomical online profits.

Happy eBaying!

I Made $10,347.75 in 10 Seconds in My Underwear!!!

Oh, wait a minute...it must have been a dream.

I guess that's why I was in my underwear.