The only way to make killer online profits is to be online. Through the latest technology, such as social networking sites like MySpace, Facebook, and Flickr, and also through ProBlogger, even the most inexperienced internet marketer can now learn how to make hordes of money by simply logging on & getting knocked over by rolling barrels of cash, as many internet gurus teach.
But there's a special, secret technique for pulling online profits that is rarely discussed, even among the most seasoned internet marketers--partly because it's so powerful, and partly because it's rarely discussed. It is the Super-Jet-Propulsion Time Travel Profit Generator. Notice the italics; that means that I'm actually whispering it as I write it. Yeah...it's that secret.
Using this method is not the safest route to go (see the movie "Deja Vu" for more information), but when used according to the following steps, your income will be invincible & inevitable!
Step 1: Locate any person who has a time travel machine. This will be the most time-consuming part of the strategy. You may even want to purchase your own time machine on eBay; click here for some possible options.
Step 2: Travel back in time to 1980. Buy IPO stock in Apple Computer.
Step 3: Travel a little distance forward to 1999. Become a venture capitalist in Google.
Step 4: You're all set. You can come back to the present, with all of your shares intact.
Congratulations, you are now a multi-billionaire! Please use your newfound online profits for good only, and not for evil.
