I've always been amazed at the intellectual horsepower that MacGyver displayed on the show that bore his namesake. Who else do you know could create a surface-to-air missile with two shoe horns & a broken wristwatch?
The more I thought about MacGyver's inventive techniques for getting things done, the more I realized how it could apply to making money online. As a matter of fact, I have actually converted one of his methods for creating a makeshift compass into a secret technique that pulls in buttloads of online profits. Here it is, broken down step-by-step, a moneymaking formula that will ignite a hurricane of dollar-clocking mind-melting profits that will make your friends idolize you and your enemies want to spit on you:
Materials Needed: 1 Rubber Band, 1 Match, and 3 Standard-Size Paper Clips
Step 1: Print off all of the post archives from Darren Rowse's ProBlogger site. This will take you approximately 5 years. Once it's done, however, use the rubber band to wrap all of the archives up into one neat stack. It's going to have to be one whale of a rubber band, but you can find quality rubber bands on eBay; I have included my affiliate link to the best rubber band offerings right here.
Step 2: Strike the match and burn the entire stack to ashes. If you're still using printed materials, you're not ready to make any money online. You're way better off reading all of the archives on the ProBlogger site, at http://www.problogger.net. (For more information about the ridiculously gratuitious links to ProBlogger, see my post entitled 5 Reasons Why I'm Linking to ProBlogger in This Post. It's all about strategy, baby.)
Step 3: Link the 3 paper clips together to make a miniature "chain". This chain has no functional purpose, i.e., pulling anything or holding anything together, but it is simply a visual reminder of my 3-point plan to make extravagant amounts of money online, as mentioned in my first ever post. What an excellent visual symbol of the perfect online money-making strategy.
Once you have taken these three steps, and FULLY executed them (no half-stepping here), you will begin to experience a typhoon of tantalizing perennial profits that will draw a drool-inspiring dreamland of cold cash to your fingertips!!!
