People often consult with me to find out the latest trends and innovations in the area of making money online. They see me as the "go-to guy", with my finger firmly on the pulse of the hottest money making trends. You would do well to take heed to the pearls of fiscal wisdom that dribble forth from my ever-so-eloquent keystrokes.
So you want the latest insight? There's only one way to go to make tons of money in 2008, and that's by following these eight ways:
1. Flea markets - If there has ever been a way to procure preposterous profits, it would definitely be by buying a bunch of used junk and selling it at your local flea market for a hefty markup. Who said that your VHS rewinder from 1993 can't pull some major cash?
2. Mowing lawns - You do the math: 1,000 lawns a week x $20.00 per lawn??? You tell ME who the idiot is for not cranking up the Snapper.
3. Lemonade stands - Need I say more?
4. Selling encyclopedias - Door-to-door selling has not yet reached its full potential. Be the one to take it all the way there.
5. Recycling cans - Drink enough cans of Red Bull to give you enough energy to gather up all the empty Red Bull cans that you drank, and turn those bad boys in for a handsome profit!
6. Newspaper routes - Truly a 21st century concept.
7. Giving plasma - Why keep all of your bodily fluids to yourself, when a boatload of CASH is waiting on you when you share them? Go ahead, and don't fear the needle!
8. Yard sales - Take any overstock items from your flea market venture (see #1) and set up shop in your own front yard! But don't stop there--pull out those Jordache jeans from 1985 and complete your arsenal of cash-attracting inventory! An overwhelming deluge of dollars is waiting on you, so pick a Saturday morning and go for it!
With these eight methods to choose from, you cannot lose in your venture to make tons of money online in the new millenium. You'll see your profits soar to a blood-pressure-raising level of appendix-exploding lavishness!!!
